- "A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's... nose drips."
- —Teal'c, telling a joke about the Setesh Guard.
Setesh Guards were the Jaffa Guards of the Goa'uld Setesh which he used before his exile on Earth. Their helmets were in the form of the animal Seth had chosen as his symbol. Because of their peculiar appearance, the Setesh Guards were the source of many jokes among the rest of the Jaffa. (SG1: "Seth")